I'm opening a sticky subject here, my need to understand causing me to throw caution to the wind. It's about Alberta. Alberta vs. the rest of the Canada. The Globe And Mail runs something about Alberta's gripes every day, and I try to follow along. If it weren't for wmtc's resident Albertan , and the ensuing arguments in comments, I would've had no warning. It's not something Americans know about. As is, observing for more than a year, I have only the smallest of clues. Here's what I know. Please pardon my ignorance and oversimplification, but I have to start somewhere. The province of Alberta is rich, because it has oil. The province of Alberta is conservative, relative to the rest of Canada. Hmm. Funny how those two go together. Because of its great oil wealth, Alberta revenue helps fund services in the rest of Canada. (These are transfer payments?) Apparently many Albertans resent this. They want to keep Alberta's money in Alberta. They don't
Happy birthday Laura!
ReplyDeleteI hope that you have a wonderful day full of enjoyable things and people.
Where are you going to go tonight?
JGO
Happy birthday, Laura
ReplyDeleteMay all your wishes come true.
Oh my, how time flies. Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday old woman! :) You are 9 days older than my husband.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday indeed. Much love from out west, y'all.
ReplyDeleteThis calls for Weird Al, of course:
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy Birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
Oh that takes you back...
I like They Might Be Giants' birthday (or any day) song:
ReplyDeleteYou're older than you've ever been,
And now you're even older,
And now you're even older,
And now you're even older
You're older than you've ever been,
And now you're even older,
And now you're older still
Time
Is marching on
And time
Is still marching on
This day will soon be at an end,
And now it's even sooner,
And now it's even sooner,
And now it's even sooner
This day will soon be at an end,
And now it's even sooner,
And now it's sooner still
[Instrmental refrain]
You're older than you've ever been,
And now you're even older,
And now you're even older,
And now you're even older
You're older than you've ever been,
And now you're even older,
And now you're older still
Bonne Fête à toi,
ReplyDeleteBonne Fête à toi,
Bonne Fête Laura,
Bonne Fête à toi!
Feliz Cumpleaños Laura!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, L.! Where did you end up going for dinner?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Laura! Hope your celebration is fabulous and your year even more wonderful.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, you guys! Song lyrics and ever'thin'.
ReplyDeleteI had a really good day. Details tomorrow. :)
Great day -- but big gift was late.
ReplyDeleteComing soon. :>)
An hour late, but happy birthday, Laura!
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em coming. That's the important thing. :)
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em coming. That's the important thing. :)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. Here's to all of us doing that.